Clean Joke Baby Names

A husband and wife were expecting their newborn baby boy.

"We will name him Jacob after me," said the husband.

"No, I want to name him Taylor," said the wife.

"Taylor is a girls name", the disappointed husband replied.

"No it's not", replied the wife. "

I don't want my son to be named after a female country singer," shouted the husband.

"Fine" said the wife.

The soon to be dad smiled and said "I can't wait to play football with him and watch NASCAR".

The mom smiled and said, "I don't think you have to wait must longer... my water just broke!!!"

So, they rushed to the hospital and soon the baby was being delivered. The husband and wife were so excited.

As the baby popped out the dad said, "Jacob you are gonna be a star!!!"

The the doctors laid the baby on its mommy's belly and said, "Congratulations, its a new baby girl"!!!

"Well Taylor it is", laughed the mom.

Clean Joke of the day Chatty Parrot

There was a family that had a parrot that was always embarrassing them by cussing and other stuff like that.

So one day the boy took the parrot and stuck him in the freezer.Two hours later the squawking stopped.

The kid checked the freezer and the parrot said, "Okay I'll stop cussing, but I have one question".

The boy said, "What"?

The Parrot asks, "What did the turkey do"???