Clean Joke of the Day - Couldn’t play without me

When I was a young boy, all the other kids insisted that I was in the football team. They said I was vital to the game.
They couldn’t possibly play without me.
They needed me.
I was the only one with a football.

Clean Joke of the Day - DiverGuy Underwater

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, […]

Clean Joke of the Day - LepechaunAugusta

One day, a man was golfing when he hit his ball into the woods. When he went to retrieve it, he found that it had hit a small man in green tights.
“I’m so sorry!” the man said.
“Don’t worry about it. Anyway, you caught me. I’m a leprechaun and you have managed to stop me. […]

Clean Joke of the Day - About Dennis Rodman’s Tattoos

A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, “Reebok”. She thinks that’s a bit odd and asks him about […]

Clean Joke of the Day - Life As A Computer

If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all
over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!
If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”.
Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To “add/remove” someone in your life, click […]

Clean Joke of the Day - Printer Repair

When a guy’s printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop
where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be
cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might
be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job himself.
Pleasantly surprised by his […]

Clean Joke of the Day - Systems Group

To: Management From: Systems Group
Re: Y-to-K Date Change Project Status
We are pleased to report that our staff has completed the 18 months of
“Y-to-K” work, on time, and on budget.
We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.
We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic
archives,
and completely modified […]