Joke – Ideas from across the Pond

Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts
to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy
them back for fifty pence.
Suck the eyes from attacking zombies using a Black &
Decker “Dustbuster.” The zombies will then wander aim-
lessly and can be dispatched by the more usual methods
at a more leisurely pace.
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