How come?

How come we choose from just two people to run for president
and 50 for Miss America?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing,
I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!

Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able
to tell the difference.

Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our lives we
could simply press ‘Ctrl-Alt-Delete’ and start all over?
AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school,
but they can in prison?

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court, when the Ten
Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?