S I G N S
Inside a bowling alley, “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”
In a cafeteria, “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.”
Why don’t pumpkins smoke? They’re on the patch.
If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day?
JOKE OF THE DAY HARD TO PLEASE
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The rather ferocious-appearing husband who had taken his wife to the beach
for a holiday scowled heavily at an amateur photographer, and rumbled in a
thr...
14 years ago
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