Listen to the Doctor

HANK SMITH became so ill his wife, Lizzie, sent for the doctor. When
Hank heard the doc enter the house, he closed his eyes and didn’t
move. Doc looked him over and declared in a loud voice, “Why, this
man’s dead!”

At that, Hank’s eyes flew open and he yelled at the doctor, “I ain’t
dead!” Lizzie hushed him up. “Now, Hank, you be quiet,” she
scolded. “Doc knows a lot more about these things than you do.”